this page will consist of mostly stories of my adventures at dollar general, my current place of employment, but some will just be of silly people as a whole. because, contrary to popular belief, (and sometimes fact) i do have a life outside of my job, and do run across crazies in everyday life. enjoy.
no, we are not a dollar store. i know, i think the name is stupid then, too. we have 1400 items that are $1 or less. =)
FAQ:
can we take the carts outside?
no. we let you use them around the store, but we expect you to make several trips carrying your merchandise out to your car.
are you guys new here?
thus the NOW OPEN sign out front? we are new, yes.
doesnt _______ have this for ONLY a dollar?
yes. they have a similar named product, for $1. good luck finding it in stock, and remember. you get what you pay for. come back when their sh*t breaks.
can i get some extra bags? i collect cans….
can you save boxes for me, ill come back in a month to get them.
NO. can i get you to leave and never come back!?
are you new?
yes. does that matter? oh, it only means you have to watch me like a hawk to make sure i dont overcharge you? okay. no problem.
can i return this?
yes. may i have your phone number?
why do you need my phone number?
because i want to call you in the middle of the night to hear your voice. youll know its me by my heavy breathing.
conversations:
old man: where is the anti dandruff shampoo?
me: right over here, i can take you back. im headed that way anyway.
old man: *gets really really uncomfortably close to the back of my head* just so you know, if i were thirty years younger, id be chasing you around this store in a whole other way.
me: uhh…..
*later up front*
me: did you find what you needed?
old man: yes, thanks to you my beauty in black. *looks me up and down.*
me: *proceeding to ring him up, he buys denture cream, denture cleaners, anti dandruff shampoo and foot fungus cream.*
young guy behind him (super hot.): how old are you?
me: 19.
young guy: and he was what? 80? and buying all those personal products?
me: yeah….
young guy: does that do anything for you or…..?
me: hahahaha not usually.
